Jesus and his family
Okay, now I’m broaching a touchy subject, right? That’s my intent. If you’re not happy with the subject, leave now or forever hold your peace. Aiight?
There’s been rumours for – what? forever?? – well, for a LOOOOOONG time that Jesus not only had sex, but was married to Mary Magdelene and got her pregnant. And yes, I am a Dan Brown fan.
But for Jesus to have had sex, married a supposed hooker and gotten her knocked up, he would have been with sin and the Bible clearly states that Jesus was without sin. No, I’m not saying that having sex with your spouse is a sin. What I AM saying is that Jesus was born to go through life until he was the age he lived to, without doing acts that could make him unclean. Like Jews eating pork. Or Catholics not learning Catechism — no offense, most of my family’s Catholic. But they’ll tell you that if you don’t know your Catechism, you fixin to get yo ass whooped! haha
Anyways, Jesus could not have been married or had sex. That would require LUST. And lust, as we know is one of the seven deadly sins according to anyone and everyone. And for Jesus to have had sex with Mary would have been LUST and he was – say it with me people!!!! – WITHOUT SIN!!!!
And NO the disciples did NOT hide Mary away when she was pregnant and took her away to England or Egypt or wherever you seem to think they hid her. Why? Simple. SHE WAS NOT PREGNANT! Okay?
And while we’re on the subject of Jesus……OH YES, I AM GOING THERE……..Jesus was not some lily white boy with brown hair and brown eyes or blond haired and blue eyed. His mother – Mary – was from Israel, right? Right. And according to statistics and physical proof from that day and age, the main inhabitants of that area were either BLACK or ARABIC – yes, I said it, Jesus could very well have been of Arab descent! He wasn’t white as everyone seems to believe simply because the white man believes themselves the superior race and thus Jesus had to have been white. That’s stupid. Jesus could very well have been sky blue, pink and orange with glow in the dark polka dots for all we know. But what we do know is that Bethlehem is in Israel. As was wherever it was they started out from. And Israeli’s from that day and age were arabic and black more than white. And then, when Joseph learned that Herod was coming after them, they didn’t pack their stuff and run to London to visit the queen for tea. They went to Egypt. Further proving the point concerning the whole Arabic or Black in colour.
But does it really matter what colour skin the man was born with? It shouldn’t. What should matter is that the man was and is the son of GOD.
And don’t you even think about the whole Michael Jackson skin trick started with Jesus, because I WILL reach through the computer and bitchslap your ass senseless. See Entry Four for Michael Jackson.

Stand up!
Stand out!
Be you!