Hey there, everyone! My name is Sweet Pea Heretic. I’m 17 years old and a bona fide genius. And yes, I am a girl.
I created this blog to give people an insight into my brain. I call them as I see them. I don’t pull any punches and I tell it like it is. I really don’t understand sarcasm or innuendoes most of the time, but I know how to use them. People have told me that I need to find some tact and learn to bite my tongue.
I guess I do need to, but I just can’t seem to, no matter how hard I try. haha So this blog is to give me somewhere I can vent and educate the world according to Sweet Pea Heretic’s way of thinking. And if you read it, fine. Have at it. Doesn’t really matter to me.
You’re probably wondering why I’m not telling you my name or locale or such. So, I guess I’ll tell you. If I told you where I am, my name and whatnot, and then you read something I typed, **some of ya’ll are psychotic people** and ya’ll might come after me and try to jump my ass. You wouldn’t survive, but then I’d be charged with murder so I’m basically, protecting you. haha
All I’ve got to say is……….I’m 17 years old. I’m a bona fide genius. I’m a girl. I was born June 25th, 1989. I live in South Central Georgia. I have an accent. I am quite random. I love to read. I love to debate. I knit to stay out of trouble and learn self-control. You will never learn my identity. Ever. Sorry.
Okay, so now that we have the introductions out of the way, I’m going to explain my name. Sweet Pea. DUH! The flower and scent. It was first introduced to me by a friend’s gift to me. Bath and Body Works Sweet Pea Body Lotion. It’s to DIE for. It’s one of the only scents I can stand. And heretic?? An even bigger DUH! My thoughts are heresy at is finest towards things others hold sacred. So, Sweet Pea Heretic.
So, now I’ll leave you to reading my thoughts of heresy and the sharpening of your pitchforks.

Stand up!
Stand out!
Be you!